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30 Best 'Elf' Movie Quotes That Are Sure to Spread Christmas Cheer
How well do you know The Code of the Elves?! 🎄
Elf
If you don't think that Elf is one of the best Christmas movies of all time, you're a cotton-headed ninny muggins. Sorry, we don't make the rules!
When Elf first hit theaters back in 2003, it gave everyone a much-needed dose of Christmas spirit. (At the time, there had been a rumor floating around that parents put all the toys under the tree. 😉) Viewers of all ages delighted in the story of Buddy the Elf and his journey through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, the sea of swirly, twirly gum drops, and the Lincoln Tunnel. It didn't take long for watching Elf to become a cherished Christmas tradition!
Now, after nearly two decades, it's still impossible to make it through the holiday season without reciting the best Elf movie quotes. Sharing Buddy's goofy one-liners, Papa Elf's kind words, and Santa's cynical advice is the second-best way to spread Christmas cheer. (The first, of course, is singing loud for all to hear!) These cute and funny Elf quotes make for great Christmas jokes, merry Christmas wishes, and even Christmas Instagram captions. Most importantly, they'll remind you to treat every day like Christmas.
Check out the most memorable Elf movie quotes ahead.
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Buddy
"First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."
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Leon the Snowman
"Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and have had a beard since you were fifteen."
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Papa Elf
"Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn't know that about elves."
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Mr. Narwhal
"Bye, Buddy! I hope you find your dad!"
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Leon the Snowman
"Buddy, I've been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud. It's a wonderful place, filled with wondrous creatures—except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow."
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Buddy
"Treat every day like Christmas."
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Buddy
"There's room for everyone on the nice list."
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Buddy
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
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Buddy
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."
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Buddy
"Not now, Arctic Puffin!"
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Buddy
"Does someone need a hug?"
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Santa
"You see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy."
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Saleswoman
"Passionfruit Spray?"
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Buddy
"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?"
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Buddy
"Hey, have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous!"
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Buddy
"Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?"
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Buddy
"You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card."
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Buddy
"You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."
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Gimbels Manager
"If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio, channel three. Code word is, 'Santa's got a brand new bag.'"
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Buddy
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
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Santa
"The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years."
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Buddy
"I'm in love! I'm in love! And I don't care who knows it!"
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Morris
"What's more vulnerable than a peach?"
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Buddy
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup."
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Santa
"I put them on The Naughty List and they never forgave me."
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Buddy
"So, good news...I saw a dog today."
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Santa
"Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met."
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Buddy
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR."
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Buddy
"I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating....and maybe even hold hands."
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Santa
"If you see a sign that says 'Peep Show,' it doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."
Kelly O'Sullivan Senior Editor Kelly O'Sullivan is the senior editor for The Pioneer Woman and manages the website's social channels, in addition to overseeing content strategy and news.
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